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Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Now let us keep the jokes aside and analyze. If they offer the gas voucher, many people would line up outside the brothel. It means good business not only to the brothel and gas companies but also for condom manufacturers.

Now some may not use condoms and acquire HIV and invite other friendly viruses and bacteria. This would mean good sales for pharmaceutical companies and medical health professionals. The undertakers would make a lot of money as well, maybe after sometime though.

Now so many people driving all the way to Nevada means increased usage of fuel, hence more countries including Iran can be bombed. A great business move, I must say.

Desh

Desh — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Well, connecting, creating, calculating, correcting, correlating- there are so many c-ing that may go in tandem with your sober remark as the jokes were well kept aside.

Congrats friend,

You’re really creative- see another c- in providing a solution to The Depression the world economies are undergoing.

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Hey but you are creative yourself man.. I never thought about the ’C’ part.. Lol

I think this doesn’t need creativity.. Would ’Cheat’ do? Cheat smaller economies into providing the economic fluoxetine to relive larger ones of their Depression?

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

relieve*

(Why don’t I ever learn to type properly.. :sigh:)

Aneez

Aneez — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Wow man! What analysis.

Reminds me of the town of Pumplesdrop. Maybe Shady Lady Ranch will boost the US economy!

Aah, they say it right - brothels are the place where many great ideas originate!!

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

You said it right! Now I know where the lawmakers get their ideas from!

Neha Mahajan

Neha Mahajan — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Was that really supposed to be keeping jokes aside!!

This surely is a good business move, but I am sure no body could have thought about such implications. U really are creative ...

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Hey Neha, Sadly, I think bombing Iran aint a joke.. Well thanks for your complements.. :)

Aneez

Aneez — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Well, well, now we know whom to blame if Iran gets bombed!!

Hey, can someone tell me, was there a similar rebate scheme just prior to the US attack on Iraq!?!

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Yes! there was! They offered $20 rebate for democratic company and $32 was offered for republicans’ company and time. You didn’t know? Jeez!

Neha Mahajan

Neha Mahajan — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Perhaps Bush is behind this too!! Business moves, no matter how much we criticise him, he knows how to make profits at all fronts..

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Bush, lately is planning to cash in on the ’Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy. Though it was someone else’s idea...

Aneez

Aneez — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Yea, Bush is a very shrewd businessman. Maybe theres a direct connection between White House and Shady Lady Ranch (read: Brothels)! What do u say?

Neha Mahajan

Neha Mahajan — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Well Aneez.. if we run our imaginations as wild as our friend Jayant... I’ll agree to the connection between the two.. with Bush reigning over.. anything is possible!!

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Gasp! My imagination isn’t running wild Ms Mahajan.. The tunnel that Aneez is talking about passes right under your basement..

Neha Mahajan

Neha Mahajan — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Thanks for all the kind words... I am happy for you... may the tunnel be another oil reserve so that nobody needs a $50 voucher for gas!

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

I hope your wish comes true Neha. I’ll keep you posted so you can sell/vacate your house before they drain out the oil from the tunnel under your house.. I have my sources

Neha Mahajan

Neha Mahajan — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Thanks for your good wishes.. Looking forward for it to happen!!

Aneez

Aneez — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

I sincerely hope that White House..er.. Shady Lady Ranch concentrates more on the real deal and stop wooing Citizens..oops again!.. patrons by attractive rebates.

On a different note, its a nice policy - be it Shady Lady Ranch or the White House - blind the onlookers with lollipops of rebates and take their attention away from the real issues!!

Gagandeep

Gagandeep — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Such lucrative deals and they’d have us believe some sort of economic crisis is going on.

We all know where everyone will be pumping to his heart’s content, if you know what I mean.

Damn, this is going to take all the focus away from the go green bit. Who’d wanna go green with that on offer :P