Visit a brothel, get $50 gas voucher!
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Aneez , Mumbai:
Jul 10 2008
Made Popular Jul 10 2008
A Nevada brothel is trying to stimulate business by offering free gasoline.
Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 — worth about one hour’s worth of services — at the brothel in Beatty,...
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2 Stars
Wow man! What analysis.
Reminds me of the town of Pumplesdrop. Maybe Shady Lady Ranch will boost the US economy!
Aah, they say it right - brothels are the place where many great ideas originate!!
Reminds me of the town of Pumplesdrop. Maybe Shady Lady Ranch will boost the US economy!
Aah, they say it right - brothels are the place where many great ideas originate!!
2 Stars
You said it right! Now I know where the lawmakers get their ideas from!
2 Stars
Was that really supposed to be keeping jokes aside!!
This surely is a good business move, but I am sure no body could have thought about such implications. U really are creative ...
This surely is a good business move, but I am sure no body could have thought about such implications. U really are creative ...
1 Stars
Hey Neha, Sadly, I think bombing Iran aint a joke.. Well thanks for your complements.. :)
2 Stars
Well, well, now we know whom to blame if Iran gets bombed!!
Hey, can someone tell me, was there a similar rebate scheme just prior to the US attack on Iraq!?!
Hey, can someone tell me, was there a similar rebate scheme just prior to the US attack on Iraq!?!
2 Stars
Yes! there was! They offered $20 rebate for democratic company and $32 was offered for republicans’ company and time. You didn’t know? Jeez!
1 Stars
Perhaps Bush is behind this too!! Business moves, no matter how much we criticise him, he knows how to make profits at all fronts..
1 Stars
Bush, lately is planning to cash in on the ’Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy. Though it was someone else’s idea...
1 Stars
Yea, Bush is a very shrewd businessman. Maybe theres a direct connection between White House and Shady Lady Ranch (read: Brothels)! What do u say?
1 Stars
Well Aneez.. if we run our imaginations as wild as our friend Jayant... I’ll agree to the connection between the two.. with Bush reigning over.. anything is possible!!
2 Stars
Gasp! My imagination isn’t running wild Ms Mahajan.. The tunnel that Aneez is talking about passes right under your basement..
1 Stars
Thanks for all the kind words... I am happy for you... may the tunnel be another oil reserve so that nobody needs a $50 voucher for gas!
1 Stars
I hope your wish comes true Neha. I’ll keep you posted so you can sell/vacate your house before they drain out the oil from the tunnel under your house.. I have my sources
2 Stars
Thanks for your good wishes.. Looking forward for it to happen!!
1 Stars
I sincerely hope that White House..er.. Shady Lady Ranch concentrates more on the real deal and stop wooing Citizens..oops again!.. patrons by attractive rebates.
On a different note, its a nice policy - be it Shady Lady Ranch or the White House - blind the onlookers with lollipops of rebates and take their attention away from the real issues!!
On a different note, its a nice policy - be it Shady Lady Ranch or the White House - blind the onlookers with lollipops of rebates and take their attention away from the real issues!!
1 Stars
Such lucrative deals and they’d have us believe some sort of economic crisis is going on.
We all know where everyone will be pumping to his heart’s content, if you know what I mean.
Damn, this is going to take all the focus away from the go green bit. Who’d wanna go green with that on offer :P
We all know where everyone will be pumping to his heart’s content, if you know what I mean.
Damn, this is going to take all the focus away from the go green bit. Who’d wanna go green with that on offer :P
Local Opinions (20)
2 Stars
Now let us keep the jokes aside and analyze. If they offer the gas voucher, many people would line up outside the brothel. It means good business not only to the brothel and gas companies but also for condom manufacturers.
Now some may not use condoms and acquire HIV and invite other friendly viruses and bacteria. This would mean good sales for pharmaceutical companies and medical health professionals. The undertakers would make a lot of money as well, maybe after sometime though.
Now so many people driving all the way to Nevada means increased usage of fuel, hence more countries including Iran can be bombed. A great business move, I must say.
Now some may not use condoms and acquire HIV and invite other friendly viruses and bacteria. This would mean good sales for pharmaceutical companies and medical health professionals. The undertakers would make a lot of money as well, maybe after sometime though.
Now so many people driving all the way to Nevada means increased usage of fuel, hence more countries including Iran can be bombed. A great business move, I must say.
2 Stars
Well, connecting, creating, calculating, correcting, correlating- there are so many c-ing that may go in tandem with your sober remark as the jokes were well kept aside.
Congrats friend,
You’re really creative- see another c- in providing a solution to The Depression the world economies are undergoing.
Congrats friend,
You’re really creative- see another c- in providing a solution to The Depression the world economies are undergoing.
1 Stars
Hey but you are creative yourself man.. I never thought about the ’C’ part.. Lol
I think this doesn’t need creativity.. Would ’Cheat’ do? Cheat smaller economies into providing the economic fluoxetine to relive larger ones of their Depression?
I think this doesn’t need creativity.. Would ’Cheat’ do? Cheat smaller economies into providing the economic fluoxetine to relive larger ones of their Depression?
1 Stars
relieve*
(Why don’t I ever learn to type properly.. :sigh:)
(Why don’t I ever learn to type properly.. :sigh:)
2 Stars
Wow man! What analysis.
Reminds me of the town of Pumplesdrop. Maybe Shady Lady Ranch will boost the US economy!
Aah, they say it right - brothels are the place where many great ideas originate!!
Reminds me of the town of Pumplesdrop. Maybe Shady Lady Ranch will boost the US economy!
Aah, they say it right - brothels are the place where many great ideas originate!!
2 Stars
You said it right! Now I know where the lawmakers get their ideas from!
2 Stars
Was that really supposed to be keeping jokes aside!!
This surely is a good business move, but I am sure no body could have thought about such implications. U really are creative ...
This surely is a good business move, but I am sure no body could have thought about such implications. U really are creative ...
1 Stars
Hey Neha, Sadly, I think bombing Iran aint a joke.. Well thanks for your complements.. :)
2 Stars
Well, well, now we know whom to blame if Iran gets bombed!!
Hey, can someone tell me, was there a similar rebate scheme just prior to the US attack on Iraq!?!
Hey, can someone tell me, was there a similar rebate scheme just prior to the US attack on Iraq!?!
2 Stars
Yes! there was! They offered $20 rebate for democratic company and $32 was offered for republicans’ company and time. You didn’t know? Jeez!
1 Stars
Perhaps Bush is behind this too!! Business moves, no matter how much we criticise him, he knows how to make profits at all fronts..
1 Stars
Bush, lately is planning to cash in on the ’Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy. Though it was someone else’s idea...
1 Stars
Yea, Bush is a very shrewd businessman. Maybe theres a direct connection between White House and Shady Lady Ranch (read: Brothels)! What do u say?
1 Stars
Well Aneez.. if we run our imaginations as wild as our friend Jayant... I’ll agree to the connection between the two.. with Bush reigning over.. anything is possible!!
2 Stars
Gasp! My imagination isn’t running wild Ms Mahajan.. The tunnel that Aneez is talking about passes right under your basement..
1 Stars
Thanks for all the kind words... I am happy for you... may the tunnel be another oil reserve so that nobody needs a $50 voucher for gas!
1 Stars
I hope your wish comes true Neha. I’ll keep you posted so you can sell/vacate your house before they drain out the oil from the tunnel under your house.. I have my sources
2 Stars
Thanks for your good wishes.. Looking forward for it to happen!!
1 Stars
I sincerely hope that White House..er.. Shady Lady Ranch concentrates more on the real deal and stop wooing Citizens..oops again!.. patrons by attractive rebates.
On a different note, its a nice policy - be it Shady Lady Ranch or the White House - blind the onlookers with lollipops of rebates and take their attention away from the real issues!!
On a different note, its a nice policy - be it Shady Lady Ranch or the White House - blind the onlookers with lollipops of rebates and take their attention away from the real issues!!
1 Stars
Such lucrative deals and they’d have us believe some sort of economic crisis is going on.
We all know where everyone will be pumping to his heart’s content, if you know what I mean.
Damn, this is going to take all the focus away from the go green bit. Who’d wanna go green with that on offer :P
We all know where everyone will be pumping to his heart’s content, if you know what I mean.
Damn, this is going to take all the focus away from the go green bit. Who’d wanna go green with that on offer :P
Global Opinions (20)
2 Stars
Now let us keep the jokes aside and analyze. If they offer the gas voucher, many people would line up outside the brothel. It means good business not only to the brothel and gas companies but also for condom manufacturers.
Now some may not use condoms and acquire HIV and invite other friendly viruses and bacteria. This would mean good sales for pharmaceutical companies and medical health professionals. The undertakers would make a lot of money as well, maybe after sometime though.
Now so many people driving all the way to Nevada means increased usage of fuel, hence more countries including Iran can be bombed. A great business move, I must say.
Now some may not use condoms and acquire HIV and invite other friendly viruses and bacteria. This would mean good sales for pharmaceutical companies and medical health professionals. The undertakers would make a lot of money as well, maybe after sometime though.
Now so many people driving all the way to Nevada means increased usage of fuel, hence more countries including Iran can be bombed. A great business move, I must say.
2 Stars
Well, connecting, creating, calculating, correcting, correlating- there are so many c-ing that may go in tandem with your sober remark as the jokes were well kept aside.
Congrats friend,
You’re really creative- see another c- in providing a solution to The Depression the world economies are undergoing.
Congrats friend,
You’re really creative- see another c- in providing a solution to The Depression the world economies are undergoing.
1 Stars
Hey but you are creative yourself man.. I never thought about the ’C’ part.. Lol
I think this doesn’t need creativity.. Would ’Cheat’ do? Cheat smaller economies into providing the economic fluoxetine to relive larger ones of their Depression?
I think this doesn’t need creativity.. Would ’Cheat’ do? Cheat smaller economies into providing the economic fluoxetine to relive larger ones of their Depression?
1 Stars
relieve*
(Why don’t I ever learn to type properly.. :sigh:)
(Why don’t I ever learn to type properly.. :sigh:)
2 Stars
Wow man! What analysis.
Reminds me of the town of Pumplesdrop. Maybe Shady Lady Ranch will boost the US economy!
Aah, they say it right - brothels are the place where many great ideas originate!!
Reminds me of the town of Pumplesdrop. Maybe Shady Lady Ranch will boost the US economy!
Aah, they say it right - brothels are the place where many great ideas originate!!
2 Stars
You said it right! Now I know where the lawmakers get their ideas from!
2 Stars
Was that really supposed to be keeping jokes aside!!
This surely is a good business move, but I am sure no body could have thought about such implications. U really are creative ...
This surely is a good business move, but I am sure no body could have thought about such implications. U really are creative ...
1 Stars
Hey Neha, Sadly, I think bombing Iran aint a joke.. Well thanks for your complements.. :)
2 Stars
Well, well, now we know whom to blame if Iran gets bombed!!
Hey, can someone tell me, was there a similar rebate scheme just prior to the US attack on Iraq!?!
Hey, can someone tell me, was there a similar rebate scheme just prior to the US attack on Iraq!?!
2 Stars
Yes! there was! They offered $20 rebate for democratic company and $32 was offered for republicans’ company and time. You didn’t know? Jeez!
1 Stars
Perhaps Bush is behind this too!! Business moves, no matter how much we criticise him, he knows how to make profits at all fronts..
1 Stars
Bush, lately is planning to cash in on the ’Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy. Though it was someone else’s idea...
1 Stars
Yea, Bush is a very shrewd businessman. Maybe theres a direct connection between White House and Shady Lady Ranch (read: Brothels)! What do u say?
1 Stars
Well Aneez.. if we run our imaginations as wild as our friend Jayant... I’ll agree to the connection between the two.. with Bush reigning over.. anything is possible!!
2 Stars
Gasp! My imagination isn’t running wild Ms Mahajan.. The tunnel that Aneez is talking about passes right under your basement..
1 Stars
Thanks for all the kind words... I am happy for you... may the tunnel be another oil reserve so that nobody needs a $50 voucher for gas!
1 Stars
I hope your wish comes true Neha. I’ll keep you posted so you can sell/vacate your house before they drain out the oil from the tunnel under your house.. I have my sources
2 Stars
Thanks for your good wishes.. Looking forward for it to happen!!
1 Stars
I sincerely hope that White House..er.. Shady Lady Ranch concentrates more on the real deal and stop wooing Citizens..oops again!.. patrons by attractive rebates.
On a different note, its a nice policy - be it Shady Lady Ranch or the White House - blind the onlookers with lollipops of rebates and take their attention away from the real issues!!
On a different note, its a nice policy - be it Shady Lady Ranch or the White House - blind the onlookers with lollipops of rebates and take their attention away from the real issues!!
1 Stars
Such lucrative deals and they’d have us believe some sort of economic crisis is going on.
We all know where everyone will be pumping to his heart’s content, if you know what I mean.
Damn, this is going to take all the focus away from the go green bit. Who’d wanna go green with that on offer :P
We all know where everyone will be pumping to his heart’s content, if you know what I mean.
Damn, this is going to take all the focus away from the go green bit. Who’d wanna go green with that on offer :P
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Now some may not use condoms and acquire HIV and invite other friendly viruses and bacteria. This would mean good sales for pharmaceutical companies and medical health professionals. The undertakers would make a lot of money as well, maybe after sometime though.
Now so many people driving all the way to Nevada means increased usage of fuel, hence more countries including Iran can be bombed. A great business move, I must say.
Congrats friend,
You’re really creative- see another c- in providing a solution to The Depression the world economies are undergoing.
I think this doesn’t need creativity.. Would ’Cheat’ do? Cheat smaller economies into providing the economic fluoxetine to relive larger ones of their Depression?
(Why don’t I ever learn to type properly.. :sigh:)