This chick is class. BIG class. Hey Aneez, I know you couldn’t deliver on Cameron Diaz (too much demand maybe?), but can I have a couple of Uma’s?

(Usual terms, see you in the cafe at the corner of the street with a suitcase full of dollars.....I’ll be carrying a copy of ”The Dentist’s Monthly” and I’ll have a false pair of legs, just to throw off the press).

Speedy reply appreciated.

Sorry for the late reply, Michael.

so you want a couple of Uma’s. Well, I would have delivered a dozen of her right away, but there’s one problem, a small one.

You say you haven’t got the previous consignment?? WTF!! Wasn’t it you who came up to me in those baggy trousers... and took hold of those livestock by your side and told me ”wait, I’ll come with the money”... and disappeared never to return!?!

I was waiting for you at the corner of the street, under the lamp post for a week! But alas, you never returned!

Does that mean we have an impersonator of you roaming around?? And, OMG, is this the true you, talking to me here or....?? That’s real dangerous, man!!

Michael, answer my question, so that I know its you who are talking to me.... who was fooling around with those biscuits??
1) you
2) me
3) we both

Sort it out, first. Maybe then I’ll go ahead with Uma.

LOL!! Your question is just a trap. I am beginning to doubt your identity, because the answer to the question is not 1 2 or 3, but

4 You, me, and Shahwar.

Hmm,if you’re who you say you are, please answer the following question;

Is Amy Winehouse

1 Fabulously talented

2 Incredibly beautiful

3 Both

4 There is no answer 4 ............

I like Uma Thurman a lot. She has a lot of class as Michael said and definitely one of the better acts around Hollywood. And isn’t she stunningly gorgeous? Kill Bill sucked by the way.

By the way I loved her role as Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction remains one of the best movies I ever saw. Unfortunately many didn’t like the movie.