What a coincidence!! I Googled ”All-Terrain chair” and got your page!!

You see, I need 4,186 of them, like in the first picture, you know, the half-track tank-like one with machine-guns in each armrest (but with jungle-camouflage paint).

My idea is to use them to bring down the French Government and thus control Europe. From there I shall impose peace upon the whole planet.

So don’t let anyone read this confidential message.

Deliver them any way you like, but don’t screw up like those amateur two-bit Somalien pirates stuck like peanuts on a barbed-wire fence on their boat surrounded by NATO warships. In the event of that happening I shall declare our contract null and void.

Yours sincerely,

Man-with-the-money.

Fine, Michael. The deal is done. But there’s one problem. These chairs are not your ordinary potty chair, so I can’t send them all to you unless I get to know that you can use them as they should be.

Hence, I’ll send 2,093 chairs as the first consignment. And the next con. will follow after I get convinced that you won’t use them as a potty chairs.

As for anyone coming in the way of our deal, don’t worry. The moment I punch in the memory of these chairs that they belong to you, they will become useless for everyone else. Only you or your men can access the deadly features, if anyone else tries to use it, it will self amputate its arms and create a big enough opening in the center. Next you know what.

BTW, your email address is awaited.

Hello Aneez,
Are you selling this chair?[what a question!!]...If you are, please mail me:)

seats are a very unique and interesting. The idea is to create a chair like that is rare :D