That’s it.

Decided.

I’m gonna have a sex change, go lesbian, and sleep with Kylie Minogue.

LOL

Michael, do you always have to think two thoughts ahead of me??

I was thinking about persuading her to change her plans (to buy more time to realize my plans!) of sex change, but you really are fast.

Anyway, I promised you Amy...and I delivered her...right on spot 3!

LOL!!!

Yip, I saw my beloved Amy all right, thanks.

Hey c’mon, there may be all these unfounded and scurrilous rumours saying she drinks a Martini too much every six months, but when I look at the photo of her in the car, I think maybe I’ll cancel my plans for Kylie, leave her to you, (I’m sure you’ll be nice to her) remain straight, and go visit, as they say politely, Amy.

That way, we BOTH win!!!!!

Way to go!!

Thanks a lot Michael, you always come up with sound solutions. Maybe I’ll repay you by covering Amy rigorously for the coming months!

LOL

Hey Gracie! LOL

What did we do? Be cool to us! Why are you laughing at us? Don’t you SEE that we are an endangered species, and that this is a VERY serious subject? Do you have NO compassion for the sufferings of 49.028% of the human race????? Snif!!!!!!

(God, Aneez, we have our work cut out here.......)

Done deal. You got it. Sold.

And in return, I’ll stop slagging off Paris Hilton, and I may just read one of your posts on Britney if the deal holds up.

Listen man, in a world where all these women are turning gay, we guys gotta help each other, or else we’re ALL in for sex changes.

And that would be bad news.

Because they cost a lot of money, and insurance doesn’t cover it all.

Hahaha

...in a world where all these women are turning gay, we guys gotta help each other

Well Michael, see the irony. We only talk about helping each other but in reality, its the women folk who are going way out of their way (even by going lesbian) and helping each other!!

And seriously, its not a matter of joke... its a social calamity in the making. Maybe we won’t be able to cite the theory of evolution in the nearest future cuz it has stopped evolving any further. Its started on a retrograde and if the situation is not checked upon soon...it will start with an ’r’ and become the theory of revolution!

Aah! I think we all should be grateful to Kylie for giving us an eye-opener.

As for my promise regarding covering Amy, well, let me begin here by pointing out that 2009 will see either the very best...or the very worst of her. Its the deciding year for Amy Winehouse. Its better if she puts herself on the reverse gear because if she fails, I’m sorry to say, but she’ll collide too hard.

Where we learn that Kylie is a source of Revolutionary Inspiration.

So much for intellectuals, feminists, machists and other so-called clever peepul!!!

Right on!!

As for my Dreamboat Amy, you are, of course, absolutely right.

But have YOU ever tried stopping her?

I have a photo of me in a hospital bed, leg in the air and head bandaged, perfusion too, to prove that I DID try.

It’s hard Aneez, hard.

But, as you say, gotta keep pluggin’ away here.

Talent like that doesn’t grow on trees.....

I sincerely wish I could get a chance to try SAVING HER. But I’m afraid I won’t be able to do anything too significant.

I’m still wondering how you even managed to stay conscious in such close proximity to Amy!!

Did you use a gas mask, Michael?? Or was it that you got your leg and head pampered while you were knocked down by the thick smog coming out of her pot???

Still, I assure you of my sincerest efforts if I get a chance.

Well, the SOLA (or - ”Secret Of Loving Amy” as we say in the biz) is (apart from that other creep, but we all make mistakes) that you need to have been a rock musician and know how to drink Jack D. and smoke lots of draw.

If not, her inbox automatically puts you into ”Junk”.

I have lived these things, as it happens, so I go into.....err I get by quite well thanks!!

Proof?

Time to upload and gmail it to you...

Enjoyed the song! ;-)

But I’m still confused about your special powers. I mean, is there any powers, in the first place, that make you invincible enough to confront Amy?

Nevertheless, I’ll stick to my words. I’ll scratch your’s, you scratch mine!