Hello Mr. Balasaheb Thackeray (Shiv Sena Supremo),

With reference to your statement (I never remember the dates of your insane statements) in which you were ecstatic about giving liberty to the Shiv Sainiks to take weapons and fight Pakistan on the borders (to resolve the issue in a few minutes) I would like to call you for help. Our Mumbai has been taken over by terrorists (probably Pakistani terrorists), please save us.

Further, I would like to assert that just calling it a Black Day and observing a ‘Mumbai Bandh’ will serve no purpose except harming Mumbai financially. So, you are requested to issue orders to your faithful Shiv Sainiks to show their prowess and reclaim Mumbai from the clutches of the terrorists.

Aapli Mumbaila vaachva! (Save our Mumbai)

Jai Maharashtra!!

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Hi Mr. Raj Thackeray (Chief, (MNS) Maharashtra Navnirman Sena),

I am really impressed by your grit and your dedication to fight against the outsiders. I simply love your aggressive tactics. However, I feel you are unaware that since Wednesday, Nov 26 2008, some outsiders have entered in our Mumbai and practically made a fool of our system and administration. I don’t know if you have any idea but the Government of Maharashtra has called commandos from other states to deal with the hooligans. I’m damn sure that if you are given a chance, you will oust every single outsider and clean our Mumbai.

I would like to request you to take the matter in your skillful hands and just show the world that you really care for Mumbai.

Jai Maharashtra!!